Very Busy.

I have to clean my room today but first I’m going to update my Facebook status:

Blah Blah is cleaning his room today.

There. Now everyone knows I have to clean my room today. I should get started but first I’m going to check if anyone responded to my update. No. Okay, I’m going to start cleaning my room. Ha ha, I think Facebook needs to know that my room is a mess—how am I going to get this done? I think a status change is in order. I really should start cleaning my room.