Gross.

I didn’t think he’d do it but he did it! That was so sly. I was watching him too—after he finished at the urinal he squeezed past me to fix his hair in the mirror. I could see him the entire time. Then he just looked at me, dead in the eye, and walked away! WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS! I was shocked. He would spend the rest of the day touching things and soiling them with his pee stained hands. Kids, food, his wife—God knows what else! I rushed outside to avert a future health crisis; find out where he worked, and alert his future victims. Then I realized that I had forgotten to wash my own hands.